Jay Mohr at Wiseguys

     So I just got back from seeing Jay Mohr at Wiseguys.  You might recognize him from Suicide Kings with Christopher Walken and Dennis Leary, his year on SNL with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and Phil Hartman or as Tom Cruises Sports Client Stealing Ex-Co-Worker from Jerry Maguire.
   Jay was Hilarious!  He said how he was really digging our Audience and how he was telling us stories that he didn't tell at any of the other 4 shows he did this weekend.  He did quite a bit of back and forth with the Audience on his own accord and with  a couple of people who tried to Heckle Him.  He talked about why he loves coming to SLC to perform.  He talked about why he loves dogs but hates cats.   He bashed on Charlie Sheen and how at $1.7 Million an episode he shouldn't have any problems at work and how his so called Goddessess aren't really Goddesses at all.  He finished off his show with a few impressions that were both funny and spot on.   He asked an audience member that if they woke up in a mental institute and had 8 hours to talk his way out of it could he.  They both agreed that he probably could.  Jay said that Norm MacDonald couldn't and then did a perfect Norm  trying to to talk his way out.  He then said that Christopher Walken couldn't and then did a perfect Chris trying to talk his way out.  Next he said that Adam Sandler couldn't either and did a perfect Adam trying to talk his way out.  Finally he said that Tracey Morgan couldn't and did a perfect Tracey.  The whole bit was Hilarious.
     The last story he told us was about a night he went out with Tracey Morgan who btw is not only crazy but is exactly like the characters he plays on TV.   Tracey gave him a joint and Jay immediately threw up after taking a puff.  He asked Tracey what was in it and Tracey asked him if he had ever smoked PCP and Jay was like NO!  They then went to an all black club and Jay was the only white person there.  At the end of the night, the waiter came over and gave the check to Jay.  Tracey was like that is so Raceist, took off his shirt and said to give him the check because  he was the King N....and punched the waiter square in the nose.  Jay immediatly ran out thinking that since he was smoking PCP that he might have said the N word.  A couple of bouncers came over and started beating on Tracey.  Next thing he knows Tracey is being tossed in the alley with his shirt being tossed on his head after him.  Tracey then gets up and tells Jay, Now that's the way to get out of paying a check.  Jay didn't do a meet and greet after his show but he did shake my hand on his way off the stage so I can officially say that I've met Jay Mohr, which in itself is pretty Awesome!